"I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber and good scotch."
"I believe that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap."
"I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone ."
"I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter"
"I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve."
"And I believe in Long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. "
"Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil."